Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Magic

It seems like home is never how you imagine it. My parents house represents all the characteristics of my youth. When I visit somehow I expect my carefree, independant days to return, somehow they elude me, but they do not elude my children.
I remember when I used to visit my grandparents house as a child. Though we were never allowed to step foot in the formal living room, or the dining room for that matter, and we always had to wear socks (it took me a while to figure that one out) it was a magical place with a large cardboard box that grandpa would haul out of the basement full of strange toys like an old wooden spaghetti spoon (the one that looks like a wooden hair brush) Thats the one that sticks out in my mind, don't ask me why, but that cardboard box was a delight every time. Grandpa's toys were better than anything we could imagine, and then night would come and we would have to put the toys away and go sleep in grandmas sewing room with our sleeping bags all lined up in a row. Nights were my favorite time at Grandma's house. We would play games like I spy. "I spy something white" was always the kicker, since EVERYTHING in that room was white, and we would choose something silly like the little plastic part that hangs on the end of the blind strings. Then we would sneak very carefully out of the room, down the hall to the stairs. We would stick our heads through the railings and try to see what the grownups were doing. Then when we thought we might have been detected we would scurry just like mice back to our sleeping bags and pretend to sleep. Some of us would pretend to snore, although I'm not sure we knew whether we really snored while we slept or not. Ah yes, the magic of grandma's house.
Now my children get to enjoy that same magic.
Yes, that is my twenty year old brother playing micro-machines with my two year old.
My grandpa had a hip replacement a couple years ago, yet he still managed to get down on the hard tile floor and play ball with Jeremiah. Everything was going well until jeremiah decided to run and jump on him... don't worry, both parties survived un-injured.
You know how my brother Aron is going to be known as the cool uncle who plays with the nephews? Well, meet Uncle Todd. about 16 years younger than my dad, he still lived at home in the early years when we would visit that magical house. He was the COOL UNCLE. Now he's the cool great uncle. :)
I told you - MAGICAL Flashlights.



Still Magical.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Update

I'm sure you ALL wanted to know that potty training is going remarkably well. I'm not brave enough to take him out in public without a pull-up on ( i know, it's only been 4 days) but at home, except for when he's sleeping he is all underwear. I'm still at the stage of having madatory 1/2 hour potty breaks, but he does tell me every so often when he needs to go, and we've only had two accidents, when I missed our potty break. I figure two accidents in four days isn't too bad!

I had so many people ask me between 6 months and a year ago if Jeremiah was potty trained. My response was"uh, no...." but I was thinking "Oh no! Is he supposed to be? Am I neglecting some monumentous motherly duty out of laziness?" But he really wasn't ready, and despite all the social pressure to have my child potty trained by 2, I am so glad I waited. I have dreaded this step for as long as I can remember, but because I waited until he was ready it (so far) has been remarkably easy and worry-free. I don't have to fight him on going to the bathroom (although sometimes he needs coaxing to take a break from playing long enough to do his business) He is picking it up naturally, and has now decided that he doesn't want to sit down on the toilet to pee, but stand up like a Man! Whatever. As long as he does it, I'm happy.

Now we just need him to start reading by age 4, doing algebra by age 6 and graduate from college at age 16. :)

Just kidding.

Friday, May 22, 2009

One Giant-Step for Mankind!

Yes friends, thats right, the beloved process of toilet-training has officially begun! I promised myself that when I ran out of diapers for J-dawg I would buy no more. I thought I had one package left in my stash (I buy in bulk) but turns out that package was for Leah.... so that meant I had one diaper left as of yesterday evening..... I guess that meant I was potty training today! So, I quickly got some things together, and got things ready for today.

We've got two stickers already. YAY! Once he fills up two rows he gets an ice cream party.Yes, those are buzz lightyear underwear. He has an assortment of Disney characters, and he gets to choose which ones he wears. He was SO proud to be an underwear wearing boy "like daddy"...don't worry, Greg's don't have disney characters on them. :)

Wish me luck!

Self-Reliance

A lot of you have built up your food storage and water storage, you have gardens and great skills that help you be self reliant. The Lords servants have taught us over an over how important it is.... well, I'm just doing my part.

I don't have food storage, or water storage, I don't have a garden, I can't fix my own car, I can't repair big things around my house... but I've known how to use a pair of scissors since kindergarten! Greg says I'm not allowed to cut my own hair, because he thinks I should feel okay about spending money to get a great haircut that I love. He wants me to do something for myself and not feel bad about it.... well.... I did, and I don't feel bad about it at all. I call it: homemade haircuts. :) I've never been so wreckless with the scissors but I've also never been so happy with the result. This is my homemade haircut, what do you think?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Sounds of the Season

Today was lovely. I had six kids ages 4 and under. We played on the playground, we blew bubbles, we ate a snack, we ran around a lot, we took out every toy we own in the kids' small 10x11 room. Despite the minor chaos, it was an absolutely lovely morning. I LOVE open window weather. I love taking a nap in the middle of the day with the window open and hearing all the wonderful sounds that come with this time of year. You know what I'm talking about, the breeze blowing, the lawn mowers, the sprinklers, the birds chirping, the distant sounds of kids playing and laughing, and if you listen really close you can hear the sound of new life bursting from the earth. I LOVE IT. It's one of the things that reminds me that God loves me. He loves me so much that on a day that could have been stressful, and crazy, he gave me the beautiful sounds of spring to make me smile.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

My little Parrot

Jeremiah's favorite movie lately has been Transformers. He has a few cars that he pretends are transformers and he loved watching the movie that we borrowed from my brother in law. As I listened to it more and more I realized that there is a lot of language that I didn't want my lovely 2 year old to repeat. It hadn't happened yet, but I thought I would take care of it right then and there. Transformers was promptly returned to my brother in law. Then today as I was browsing real estate I heard a little voice behind me, playing with his match box cars say "were you masturbating?"...... YEAH, of all the words he could have picked up from that movie. We had a serious conversation about how that word isn't appropriate to use, like "shut up" we just don't say it in daily conversation. I can just see him pulling that out during nursery or something. MAN I have to be careful about what he hears!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Breaking My Addiction

Hi, My name is Heather, and I am addicted to the Bachelor(ette). I told myself after last season that I was DONE, THROUGH! No more watching people making out ALL OVER THE PLACE, I don't need to see that. I once heard that if you would feel uncomfortable BEING THERE watching it, then you shouldn't watch it on TV. I would feel so uncomfortable standing in the corner of the room staring at two people making out. So why can't I quit? Because Jillian is beautiful, in a way that doesn't mimmick anyone else; and she is strong and she knows who she is, and becuase I am a sucker for love stories, "reality" or scripted. I think its because deep down women, wether we're 5 or 50 dream of prince charming coming and sweeping us off our feet. It could be the boy that sits in from of us in algebra, or our husbands of 25 years.
I was so strong, until I went over to my inlaws for FHE and my sister in law was watching the premier of the Bachelorette... GRRR... i'm intrigued! But I made a big step forward as I have not watched it online in secret, like that i have in previous seasons. BE STRONG!!! Because really, I don't want to be standing next to a couple sharing too much saliva... I just don't.
PS. I wish my teeth were that white!

Friday, May 15, 2009

My Beautiful Life

If I could have any job in the entire free world I must admit it would be the job I already have. I know some people don't enjoy the endless piles of laundry; toys constantly ending up under your feet; the "MOMMY....." being yelled over and over, and sometimes you can't find the child yelling it; the bodily fluids you have to clean up from the floor, their beds, your clothes; the "she's touching me!"; the ripped pages out of books; the limited time for yourself; etc. But I myself never get tired of those things... no, not really, but there ARE certain moments that make life as beautiful as it is. The innocence of children is inspiring to say the least, and spending time with them, doing nothing but embracing their exuberance for life is truly a blessing. I have been learning the past few weeks that it matters very little what you have in this life, but very much who you have in your life. I am so grateful for the priviledge of spending each waking moment with these two yahoos. I think they are beautiful in every way and I hope to put more effort into celebrating the small moments that make life worth living.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

You gotta see this

Okay, so it made me laugh, go here. I think you'll laugh too.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Pardon the blurry pictures. I think my camera was on a weird setting I didn't know about. Here is the CLASSIC Leah picture, with tounge sticking straight out.
Jeremiah wanted to take some pictures. This is his perspective of life: And of course, when the Mr. Potato head pieces come out there is always loads of funOh yeah, my kids love me :)